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sábado, noviembre 22, 2008

Lecciones de Inglés??... (Picando el Inglish - Parte 2)

Siempre he dicho que aprender inglés es un cachú, eso solamente es embotellarse bien los verbos, poner la boca como un pecaito y usar la tecnica de Sammy Sosa de decir mucho "I mean" y "You Know" siempre y cuando no sepas como rayos acabar la oración.

Aqui les dejo algunos ejemplos de varias palabras del inglés y en cual situación deben emplearse... check it out:



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CHEESE - Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
MUSHROOM -
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
SHOULDER -
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
TEXAS -
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
HERPES - Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
JULY -
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
RECTUM - I had two cars but my wife rectum!
CHICKEN -
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
WHEELCHAIR -
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
CHICKEN WING -
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
HARASSMENT -
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
BISHOP -
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
BODY WASH -
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
BRIEF -
Maria fart in my car and it stinkie so bad I could not brief.

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Cualquier error encontrado en las pasadas oraciones, favor de hacermelos notar, recuerden que a cualquiera se le pueden olvidar algunas técnicas del libro In-Tune.

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