Pero también hay que admitir que después de su muerte el entretenimiento no ha disminuido, en todos los amitos que compone la palabra.
Que Dios me perdone por lo que a continuación voy a presentarles, pero esta vaina casi me hizo cagar de la risa. Delen un "check it out" solo a los que saben inglés:
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WHITNEY...
THANK YOU FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT YOU ARE NOW PROVIDING US
-I found an
old black bag full of drugs floating in a bath yesterday. I called an
ambulance, but Whitney was dead by the time they arrived.
-What's
white, 6 inches long, and won't be sucked on Valentine's Day? Whitney's Crack
Pipe.
-When the
paramedics arrived they said "Its Houston we have a problem".
-Nintendo
are releasing a new game based on the lives of Amy Winehouse and Whitney
Houston. It's called WiiHab.
-What was
Whitney Houston doing in the bath tub? Washing her crack.
-Large
amount of prescription drugs found in Whitney's room... I bet Jacko's doctor is
shitting himself.
-What's the
difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? 204 days.
-What's the
difference between Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson? One was a crackhead and
one fucked little boys.
-What's
black, lies on the floor 'Will Always Love You' and has white stuff around its
nose? A border collie.
-A back
single mother overdoses... what's the big deal?
-Some sources
claim that Whitney Houston is not really dead and that she's in character for
her new film 'The Bodybag'.
-Charlie
Sheen better die soon or heaven will run out of crack before he gets there.
-Whitney
Houston cause of death: she waited too long to exhale.
-What's
white and has two holes? The inside of Whitney's nose.
-Is it
really snowing or did Whitney sneeze??
-What was
Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one.
-Why did
Whitney Houston snort Splenda? She thought that it was Diet Coke.
-Isn't it
somewhat ironic that a woman who hasn't been clean for years managed to die in
a bath?
-Tragic
news from the music industry "Justin Bieber still alive!"
-Whitney
Houston died just hours after being asked to be a judge on the next season of
X-Factor. Personally I think she made the right decision.
-A full day
of Whitney Houston on MTV. I don't know who is in hell, us or her.
-With
Whitney Houston now dead I think we'll see a vast improvement in her live
shows.
-I bet they
didn't need to draw any white lines around Whitney Houston's body.
-So Whitney
died... now she's reunited with her career.
-Can
everybody waiting to mourn over Whitney's death please form a line? It's what
she would have
wanted.
-On the day
that Whitney Houston died Bobby Brown still played a gig. I mean it's pretty
disgusting... what kind of people pay to see Bobby Brown?
-Whitney
Houston found dead. Columbian economy collapses.
-Two
detectives are in Whitney Houston's hotel room. One says to the other
"I've never heard of her. What was she famous for?" The other copper
replies "She was a very well-known musician". The first detective
looks around and says "Ah, I see now. Let me guess, she played the
spoons?"
-Dear Lord,
thank you for answering my prayers. However you seem to have made a terrible
error. I said "Britney" not "Whitney".
-For the
first time since the early 90's, Whitney Houston has everyone talking about her
latest 'Hit'.
-Confusion
in heaven today as Whitney Houston tries to explain to Michael Jackson why 5
year old crack is bad.
-Live from
the Beverly Hills Hospital's Life Support Division: Whitney Houston Unplugged.
-Decorations
will be different in the Houston house this coming Christmas. There will still
be a tree but fewer needles lying on the floor.
-Everyone
seems so saddened by the death of Whitney Houston. What saddens me more is her
greatest hits album will surely be out soon.
-Whitney
Houston lived her life as I ski - face down in a pile of white powder.
-Whitney
Houston has now been drug free for at least one day.
-Whitney
Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs. On a high note.
-It is such
a shame to hear about Whitney Houston dying of a drug overdose. I was truly
hoping that she died in a car crash while giving Mariah Carey and Celine Dion a
lift.
-Yesterday
I heard that the world had just lost a great asset to the music industry. One
whom many referred to as 'The Queen of Pop' and I'd just like to take a moment
and say we will miss her greatly. May Elton John rest in peace.
-Hey don't want to spoil it but the extended version of the bodyguard is on tonight, she dies in the end.
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